Profit!

As part of my evil plan to take over the world, I've adapted the strategy developed by South Park's Underpants Gnomes:

1. Get coverage from highly respected bloggers such as Bill Clementson here.

2. ?

3. Profit!

I still have some details to fill in, but I'm getting started anyway using the "wishful thinking" technique outlined in the Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs Video Lectures by Hal Abelson and Gerald Jay Sussman. Hopefully I'll be able to flesh out those details.